guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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