just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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