I must be too annoying 4 u.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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