I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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