I think about you every night.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.