it was like eating out sand paper
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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