are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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