Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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