i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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