She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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