The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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