i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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