I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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