Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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