Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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