hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you win again, gameday.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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