i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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