Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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