Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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