As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Couch. On fire.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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