we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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