38 yer olds are good kisserssss
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dating After Heartbreak
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz