How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.