do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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