Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We had sex on a dog bed..
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