the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So many bounce houses so little time
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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