walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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