pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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