super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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