Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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