You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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