How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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