Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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