He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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