I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it's like iHOP with fire
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Is it penis luge time yet?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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