Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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