The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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