So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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