I hate your face
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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