We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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