No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize