At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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