Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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