I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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