I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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