I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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