I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.