Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow