I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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