I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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