if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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