some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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